don't look at me
if you ever want to piss your wife off and guarantee major anger points, don't answer her question. walk to the kitchen, turn the lights off. walk to the living room, where she is sitting, turn the lights off. turn the t.v. off. and then walk into the bedroom and leave her in the darkness. i promise you, as a wife myself, this will get her so heated she will think of you as butt crust. btw, this happened the other night. to me.
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wow. i can't believe he turned the lights and the t.v. off on you. did you beat him?
also, i think that this blog is less than a dab of pete and more than a smidge of amanda. but that's just my 2 cents.
amanda! i need your address!!!
true. pete doesn't think blogging is all that fun. he does go on espn and read some other guy's blog a whole bunch though, which is practically the same thing as this. i guess...
i just wanted to include him, in case he ever decided to write on it.
and yes, he turned everything off. i was lucky i had the christmas tree lights to guide my way into the bedroom to rage on him. and no, i did not beat him. i just asked him a question, and he was being a baby about it.
holy cow, is the blog he reads on espn the sports guy? because if so he and justin are going to be friends. justin reads that blog religiously.
uh, yeah. he loves that guy. bill simmons i think. he talks about him like he is best friends with him. he'll say something like, "blah, blah, blah bill said this today and it was so funny blah blah blah nerd." he talks more about what that guy says than what i say probably.
Does he make you read the parts where his wife writes her rants the same way I make Sarah read them?
I mean, he is funny for everyone.
he doesn't make me read them. he makes me hear them...by telling me what he and his wife say. i guess it's pretty funny, but i just haven't gotten into it.
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