it's an alien
besides the baby in my stomach, i think i am harboring an alien. i say this because i am sick again today, with stomach flu-like symptoms. i was too afraid to go to work and have to run to the bathroom all day. besides, i can't really run anymore. at least not now, with this belly.
this whole alien theory stems from the loud, but painful rumblings in my stomach that i have had since 2 a.m. this morning. i know the baby is annoyed, because she seems to be trying to get away from whatever it is. or...maybe she is fighting with it. like arnold and the predator. i think she'll win. mostly because she is part italian, which means she has the blood of a mobster. AND she is part asian, so she will use her ninja skills. plus, i will probably get some meds from the doc or from the store.
4 comments:
Your baby will definitely conquer the alien. She'll also come out doing a karate chop.
Poor Amanda. I'm sorry these aliens keep making you sick. No one likes to hurl.
i hope you get better soon, but mainly for selfish reasons. it's so boring at work without you to talk to!
so, i think you are going to have to coolest kid ever
martial arts doing mafia princess extrordinaire! (yeah crap for spelling!)
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